jj1230 , 25,
Male seeking Female,
Hobbies / Interests / Activitiestennis, baseball, basketball sports
Favorite TV Showsfamily guy, colbert, daily show, apprentice, PTI, Around the Horn, SportsCenter, war at home, south park, mind of mencia, the office, my name is earl, 30 rock, Burn Notice
Favorite Moviesanchorman, dodgeball, untold story, cinderella man, invincable, casino royale, illusionist, rocky balboa, spiderman trilogy, borat, bourne identity, bourne supremacy, bourne ultimatum, Pirates 1-3, Knocked Up, Animal House, Space Jam, I Am Legend, The Contract, Live Free or Die Hard, Iron Man, Tropic Thunder, Gran Torino
Favorite Booksdont read
Favorite Quotes"Shake and Bake."
- Nate Robinson
"I put on for my city so when I'm dead and gone, I got one last wish, put my Yankee hat on."
"Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther could walk. Martin Luther walked so Barack Obama could run. Barack Obama ran so all the children could fly. I'm gonna spread my wings, you can meet me in the sky."
"My president is black, in fact he's half white.
So even in a racist man he's half right.
If you have a racist mind you be alright.
My president is black but his house is all white."
"If you're going to play at all, you're out to win. Baseball, board games, playing Jeopardy, I hate to lose."
"You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?" -Anchorman
"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."
"Maybe that's because Steely Dan gargles my balls."
"Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!"
"Holy shit we're fucked, we're fucked... There could be giant ticks everywhere, we don't know, we don't know... if there's a chemical attack, buy duct tape, buy duct tape."
- Lewis Black
"If people show up with signs that go, 'Go Iraq You Fuckers, Go!' Then you go, 'Holy shit' and then you beat the fuck out of them."
- Lewis Black
"I get the ball, I throw the ball, and then I take a shower."
"When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing."
- John Rambo
"Live for nothing, or die for something. Your call."
"Red Sox Nation? That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans... This is a Yankee country."
"My seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar."
- Lil Wayne
"Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo."
"It's that damn Hansel... so hot right now."
"I really don't like people."
“There are few things about the Yankees that never change, it’s pride and tradition and most of all we have the greatest fans in the world.”
- Derek Jeter
"Life sucks, then you die."
"I don't look at him as a teammate."
- Q-Rich about Marbury