maddskillz00031 , 23,
Male seeking Female,
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesHangin out w/ friends, watchin KU BASKETBALL!!!!, just about any sport except for soccor cuz soccer is gay, and listenin to music(mostly rap, some rock)
Political Affiliationfuck that!!
Favorite MusicRock and rap
Favorite TV ShowsFresh Prince of bel-air, family guy, how i met your mother,wild n out, short circutz, mind of mencia, the office the big bang theory , Generation Kill(HBO), that 70's Show.
Favorite MoviesShooter, Smokin' Aces, The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, Bad Boys & Bad Boys II, Friday and Next Friday and Friday after Next, Date Movie, The Guardian, The Exorcist(old one), Scary movie 1,2,3,4, Boyz 'N The Hood, Norbit, Rush Hour 1&2 and RUSH HOUR 3 !! I am legend, 40 yr old virgin, Superbad, Semi-pro, Step-brothers.
Favorite BooksPacking Inferno: The unmaking of a Marine.
Favorite Quotes"mirror mirror on the wall, i'm not too short and im not too tall but damn i got it all"-The Fresh Prince
"I guess i can kiss heaven goodbye cuz it gotta be a sin to look this good!!!"- The Fresh Prince
"If you dont chew big red then FUCK YOU!"- Ricky Bobby
"There Cant be two number 1's-ricky bobby. Yeah that would make eleven" - cal naughton
Shake and Bake- Ricky and Cal
"Boy I will slap the puberty outta you!!!"-Chris Tucker Rush hour 3
"We dont understand the words comin outta your mouth!"-Chris Tucker "I think hes speaking french"-jackie chan (Chris Tucker Bitch Slaps the guy)"Dude u asian stop humiliatin urself"-chris tucker, Rush Hour 3
"Cuz its hard out here for a gimp. Tryin ta pimp dem hoes w/ a limp"
"Shut up be Fo i feeed u some chocolate"- mitchelll lol inside joke
Mr. Doze sayin ancient nomad hunters had names like JOHNY SPEARCHUCK!! lol had to be there for that one
Mr. Doz sees a spider comin down from the ceiling,- "Uh oh move dustin!" The spider starts climbin back up its thread thingy. Mr. D takes off his shoes and puts em on like gloves-"He seen me comin!!! THWACK" nails the spider. lol
Mr. Doze talkin about how Chinese ppl think they know everything. (Mr. D w/ a wierd chinese accent)- " Ah u stupid american u get nothing right! Screw u guys!!!"
I'm sittin in world history tryin to remember the name of Greek Slaves that are really called helots and i turned around to Tanner and said, "Hey aint those slaves called hot daughters or somethin like that?" It even surprised me
"Love your neighbor doesnt mean walkin up to someone hot and sayin 'hey u wanna do it'" -Mr. Dolezilek
Riley- Ya that queer is probably over there chokin his chicken.
Tana- Yeah I choke my chicken too!!!
Mr. Dolezilek's newest pick up line that only works on Wednesdays- "Hey u wanna go celebrate 'humpday'"
Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.
"Stop thumpin' your lump!" -Mitchell
"Woman, I will break my foot off in your ass."-Will Smith(Hancock)
Sitting in Spanish 2 class...Hannah and Tana(lol that rhymes) were arguing about some translation and Tana turns around and makes that fart, toungue flappy noise and says as soon as she makes the noise.."Whatever that is in Spanish!!!"
Oh and uh btw she also said she chokes her chicken if you didnt see that above, lol.
Playin Mata Moscas in Spaniish 2..
Hannah-"Its a close game"
Tana-"Well we're gonna pull out here in a few seconds. It only takes a couple minutes"
LOL WOW tana