slutmasterflex25 , 23,
Male seeking Female,
More About Meim jon slutsky, im jewish and proud of it! my bday is october 15th and im proud of it. i dye my hair black and chris sheeran does it for me, but not for free tho, he gets to live at my house for the summer...and im proud of it. i have stinky farts and im proud of it. tonys are worse though, actually sim has some rank curry farts...and im proud of it. ive had the best times of my life in the past 3 months with chris sheeran and tony panebianco and john tsirigotis and im proud of it. FOOTBALL FOR LIFE!!!!
I let Chris Sheeran write my about me...
and im proud of it :)
Hobbies / Interests / Activitiespirate parties, skateboarding, falling on my ass at skateparks in the middle of the mountains. hott girls, food, pirate parties, being proud of things, my nephew mason who can scream really good when he cries. driving illegally with chris sheeran. not getting naked when my friends are around but yet it still happens...oh well ;)
Favorite TV Showsgame shows, bob saget
Favorite Quotes"For the future of innocent beliefs
i lie in a bed of rusted rings
exhalting the taste of a grain of salt, peering into nessies' eyes with a glare beyond the days of your life and my horizon, now tell me this my fellow pesant of intricate wealth, what does it take to have the wisdom of your bucket fastened with the deeds of the stars? no man of spears can match tooth of the beast, nor can any god...but only an ant"
-Chris Sheeran dilerious at 3 a.m.
"DID I FLOAT TO THE TOP???"
"Simcity2go (11:06:57 PM): well if u like eachother u should meet, cuz sex is not somethiing that should be wasted"