karl with a k , 29,
Male seeking Female,
Byron Bay,
AU
Dating Statuscharismatic spontanious handstand pantsdown
More About MeWell my name is Karl with a K ...I believe only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go .... I know that the tooth fairy does not exist ..yes i still have all my teeth ... A long time ago I discovered that flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp...I once figured out the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.... I think with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. I can count from zero to infinity in 25 minutes. I fudge, hug, sing, and duck - Not necessarily in that order with a cherry on top. Years ago I also discovered how we would walk if our knees were on backwards. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving..I also discovered that against common wisdom two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing. soo why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love... rnThen i do not know ...this is only one side to the story it's called a sense of humor .. Yes the plot thickens .. And im a lil old fashioned so yes you'll have to find out the old way just how deep the rabbit hole goes ..good not evil one of a kind and switched on ..
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesSurf, dj, Play Guitar, Creative writing, Eat
Political Affiliationpickles cheese an trampolines
Who I Would Like to MeetWhat am I looking for? Well, you know, it's kind of hard to really see the point of saying "someone kind, loving, smart, funny, beautiful, with a laugh that lights up a room and a smile that could melt diamonds"...I mean, who isn't? You don't see many people with "I'm looking for a cruel, hateful, dumb, somber, ugly person with a laugh that sounds like a donkey having an epileptic fit and a smile that could break glass." Let's just leave it at 'no expectations, no roles to play'. Yet I don’t want to settle for just anyone…rnrnrn **** THE END ****
Favorite Musicmy own .. electro jazz , hip hop .. golden oldies , anything but screamo ..
Favorite TV Showsdont watch i surf or skate ..
Favorite Moviesisland and ninja adventure ..bruno
Favorite BooksThe Power of Now Eckhart Tolle
Where You Were Raisedbrisbane
Others Noticemy fun personality
Skills/Talentsunderstanding
Favorite Foodgummibears and blueberries
Favorite Placesunder the sea scuber diving
Friday or Saturday Nights Iat a pub out at dinner or at a friends
Life Goalshave my business earning enough income so i can travel the worl in my own plane when i get my pilots licence