DerekEifert , 25,
Male seeking Female,
More About MeI'm a pretty straightforward guy, I like to do just about anything. I love to have fun. I'm kinda shy until you get to know me, then I can be pretty fun. I do not like to hurt peoples feelings, I tell the truth as much as possible. I am the way that I always am. I tend to be sarcastic, but I think that that is the greatest kind of humor to have. I love to tell jokes and make people laugh, though I'm not exactly the best at it. I try to skateboard, I fall a lot but I keep trying. I love photoshop and I'm actually going into Graphic Design and Web Design. I've made 3 professional websites and my clients will testify that I did a great job. I work very hard on everything that I do. I'm a very quick learner. I've taught myself a lot of things on just about everything. I'm also thinking about moving to my sister's in Oklahoma and go to school at UCO (university of central oklahoma) and get my Bachelors in Graphic Design.
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesJogging, Skateboarding (no good at it but its fun), Video Games, Movies, Golf, Cooking.....ask me!
Political AffiliationHonestly dont care...
Favorite MusicI'm constantly on iTunes looking for new music that I might like
Theory of a Deadman
Three Doors Down
3 Days Grace
Slipknot (only a few songs)
Tool (same as above)
A Perfect Circle
Drop Kick Murphys
TO MANY TO NAME!!!!!!!
Favorite TV ShowsHeroes
Attack of the Show
The Discovery Channel
Orange County Choppers
Favorite BooksThe Harry Potter Series
The Da Vinci Code
Angels and Demons
A Scanner Darkly
The Chronicals Of Narnia
The Artemis Foul Series
The Halo Books
Frank Millers 300
Frank Millers Sin City
Favorite Quotes"Face down in the gutter, wont admit defeat, though his clothes are soiled and black! He's a big strong man with a child's mind, dont you take his booze a..way!" - Drop Kick Murphy's
"F*CK YOU I'm drunk, F*CK YOU I'm drunk. Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.I'm going to be drunk til the next time I'm drunk!" - Drop Kick Murphy's
"There's no sink in the bathroom, you've got to be shitting me!?" - Me
"Remember that one scene in Scary Movie 4 where the arm comes out of her head and shaves her elbows.... elbows... I mean armpits!" - Me
I'm a pimp, and pimps do not commit suicide! - Southland Tales.
Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. - Tropic Thunder