mlcarter , 24,
Male seeking Female,
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesCamping
Going with matt to help Andy at the races.
EMT/First Responder Guns
Racing (especially dirt late models)
Favorite MusicClassic rock
Rhett and Link
Favorite TV ShowsHannity and Colmes
Favorite BooksAnything by Tom Clancy.
Favorite Quotes"My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather I will skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly SpeedDate a Ride!"
"When hundreds of people are killed in an airplane crash I always wonder if maybe there wasn't one guy, a little behind schedule that day, who ran down the last few hundred yards of the airport concourse to make the plane on time. And when he finally sat down in his seat, out of breath, he was really glad he made it. And then an hour later the plane goes down. What goes through his mind? Do you think maybe in those last few moments, as he plunges to the Earth he wishes he'd had a heart attack while running through the airport?"
"We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket."
"People ask what do you need an Uzi for deer hunting for? .... You don't.... People ask what do you need an Uzi for?.... You don't..... What do I need a Corvette for? What do I need 16 bird lands for? It's the American Dream. It's what I do."
Prisoner on his way to the gallows: "Well, this is a good beginning to the week."
"It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.......
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,’ Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
"Colt: The original point and click interface."
"The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. "
"Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them."