Clitis , 53,
Male seeking Female,
Dating StatusMust date online first & hopefully develop cybersex relationship B-4 live dating . . . Must B compatible sexually or nothing else . . .
More About MeGood looking, physically fit, Honest, Sincere, Humorous, Decent, Kind, Don't do drugs, Love to please my woman in bed, Hard worker, Ambitious, Persistent, Considerate . . .
Who I Would Like to MeetLoves sex & with me only . . . No drama; Loves camping & bicycling; Loves art & reading / writing, Blond hair & Brown eyes (Or at least has hair & eyes); Pretty & or cute (Not the glamourous type); Intelligent; Down to earth; Realistic; Optimistic; Likes good conversation, Honest; Hates drugs; Likes a beer or two; Loves museums; Loves animals (as long as they belong to somebody else; Did I say loves sex & with me only? Loves to "ride" her man; loves giving & receiving oral sex; loves mutual masturbation; Creative; Great cook; Doesn't dwell on the past; No excess baggage; Small / Medium / Semi-large breasts (No water-melon jugs); Not a T.V.-aholic; Not argumentative; Willing to work problems out together peacefully; Establish goals with me & stick to them; Not an alchoholic; Sexually spontaneous with me; Not hesitant to initiate sex with me (Seduce me baby! Often) . . .
Favorite TV ShowsSurvivor, Seinfeld, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Friends
Favorite BooksThe Phone Book, STEPHEN KING DEAN ZOONTZ
Where You Were RaisedThe United States
Others NoticeThat I have a gun in my mouth? Otherwise, my Handsome / Youthful / Cute face (My real face that is, which may appear at some point . . .
Favorite FoodMexican food, Tacos, Burritos, Enchilada Casserole, etc . . .
Favorite PlacesTo the bathroom, To bed, Museums, The movies, Taco Bell . . .
Friday or Saturday Nights IWhere-ever I happen to be . . .
Life GoalsTo get my first novel published, to become a successful Author, To do Graphic-Novels, Become a great Artist, Find a suitable mate, A great sex-life, Make enough $ to live comfortably, To become a desktop publisher, live long enough to do all of this . . .