jeflimon , 30,
Male seeking Female,
More About Meim not paranoid!!!!........who says im paranoid?.........no really who did?
Hobbies / Interests / Activitieshead of entertainments at co-op westbury.telling crap jokes and insulting people.trying to avoid buying a round,late night/early morning cruises round the wiltshire bronx(westbury),standing in corners of the room not talking to anyone,drinking way to fast and to much. football(liverpool),cricket(somerset),drinking,clubbing,music,bowling,cinema,chilling out,having a laugh,cheese rolling,smock wearing,singing really badly,chewing bits of straw and saying oo rr,moaning,head slapping,being random,confussing people,shaving yaks,powdered toast,women,meeting new people,surfing on my pool cue,scrumping cider apples,consistently losing at pool.
Favorite TV Showsfonejacker, Simpsons, family guy,mock the week,buzzcocks,american dad,only fools and horses(classic)motd,father ted,Frazier,ren and stimpy,top gear,red dwarf,long way down/round,blackadder,dead famous,shameless
Favorite Quotescondom on your nose,y r u looking at me like i got 3 heads growing out my ass.
you what you what!!!
at the end of the ratrace your still a rat
bowling shane!!!(in really annoying australian accent)
what the bloody hell!!
"hes going down like a bag of potatese"-nathan babbs
"whats the main ingridient of pure orange juice?"-nathan mead
"well no actually,well actually no"-charles ryan
"fucking horrendous!!!!!-tony baggs
"alright dave"-trigger from only fools and horses
"get out the way you bald headed bastard!!!"-gavin carpenter
"freshen up for the ladies"-club ice toilet bloke
"i need a shag buddy!!!"-rob mead
its all appenin
"true strength is not a measurement of the body.it is a measurement of the soul"
"matt damon"-matt damon in team america