karl with a k , 30,
Male seeking Female,
Dating Statuscharismatic spontanious handstand pantsdown
More About MeWell my name is Karl with a K ...I believe only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go .... I know that the tooth fairy does not exist ..yes i still have all my teeth ... A long time ago I discovered that flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp...I once figured out the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.... I think with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. I can count from zero to infinity in 25 minutes. I fudge, hug, sing, and duck - Not necessarily in that order with a cherry on top. Years ago I also discovered how we would walk if our knees were on backwards. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving..I also discovered that against common wisdom two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing. soo why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love... rnThen i do not know ...this is only one side to the story it's called a sense of humor .. Yes the plot thickens .. And im a lil old fashioned so yes you'll have to find out the old way just how deep the rabbit hole goes ..good not evil one of a kind and switched on ..
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesSurf, dj, Play Guitar, Creative writing, Eat
Political Affiliationpickles cheese an trampolines
Who I Would Like to MeetWhat am I looking for? Well, you know, it's kind of hard to really see the point of saying "someone kind, loving, smart, funny, beautiful, with a laugh that lights up a room and a smile that could melt diamonds"...I mean, who isn't? You don't see many people with "I'm looking for a cruel, hateful, dumb, somber, ugly person with a laugh that sounds like a donkey having an epileptic fit and a smile that could break glass." Let's just leave it at 'no expectations, no roles to play'. Yet I don’t want to settle for just anyone…rnrnrn **** THE END ****
Favorite Musicmy own .. electro jazz , hip hop .. golden oldies , anything but screamo ..
Favorite TV Showsdont watch i surf or skate ..
Favorite Moviesisland and ninja adventure ..bruno
Favorite BooksThe Power of Now Eckhart Tolle
Where You Were Raisedbrisbane
Others Noticemy fun personality
Favorite Foodgummibears and blueberries
Favorite Placesunder the sea scuber diving
Friday or Saturday Nights Iat a pub out at dinner or at a friends
Life Goalshave my business earning enough income so i can travel the worl in my own plane when i get my pilots licence