Alloitious , 47,
Male seeking Female,
Dating StatusNot well hung but good with my tongue
More About MeShort, fat, grumpy old man, with B.O. no life, no prospects, a small willy, and a bad attitude.nnAnd if you take that seriously, you probably aren't the sort of person I'm looking for :) - Crazy Cat Ladies need not apply
Political AffiliationMiddle right I suppose, but not fanatical
Who I Would Like to MeetLooking for someone with a good sense of humour (but isn't everyone - and doesn't everyone thing 'they' have one?). nYou should be happy with your life. nNo drugs (EVER). nNo smokers.
Favorite QuotesSo many arseholes, so few bullets
Where You Were RaisedAustralia
Others NoticeMy smile
Skills/TalentsWell, that is definatly a private experience you will just have to wait for
Favorite FoodAnything that involves being a carnivore
Favorite PlacesAny tropical island
Subjects You Think AboutSex - come on, what did you expect; I am a guy :) - Music, Cars, Bikes, Movies
Friday or Saturday Nights IOn the couch with my special lady, a bottle of wine, some luxury nibbles and a good movie
Life GoalsBe happy. What else could possibly be important?
SecretIf its secret, why would I share :)