akashicfarmer , 35,
Male seeking Female,
Dating StatusAre you Erisoteric? Click here to learn more
More About MeDo you like intelligent conversation, sillyness, punny and funny retardity? Making up words and laughing at it? Going out fearlessly to do something new? Or even better, going out SCARED to do something new and LIKING being scared? I do. If you're like me, want to have fun in life, or just want to feel appreciated and heard - then I'm here for you. Let's be friends. I could care less about fucking you, I just want to expand my social circle outside hippies, drumjams, and other awesome people. Are you a burner-woman and love the sand? Let's talk - I know all about me, tell me about YOU. Or don't. No, do. Why else would I write all this stuff if I didn't want to hear from someone new?
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesAnything I haven't done before. Things I HAVE done before include painting, scuba diving, riding motorcycles too fast *(I have a nice one, lets ride!), viciously debating the deeper aspects of the human experience, writing, poetry, research of esoteric and bizarre topics, working out to be hotter than you, *(i have a lot of work to do in this area, so lets workout and be hot), traveling, playing with my daughter *(5 yrs old), reading subversive material and playing with social jamming. Like when someone asks you how you're doing in an elevator and you actual tell them "Why, today has been REALLY shitty for me~! How's your day going" People freak. Noone actually seems to care about anyone but themselves. Fuck that worldview, I want to love all unselfishly and surround myself with others of like mind. I'm a smidge sub-genius and hope to find a like mind with a body hotter than mine. Rawr.
Political AffiliationIt's all bread and circus for those that prefer to be taught how to think by Marketing campaigns and TV
Who I Would Like to MeetSomeone that is "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" Clementine crazy - or someone intelligent, stable, looking for a gem out of all the douchebag guys in life. If you're more intelligent than me, can write more compellingly intriguing than me, and are smaller than me- you are my ideal partner. Oh, I'd kinda like to have another kid someday, so maybe you want to have babies. Otherwise, lets just talk and be vent points to each other - for fucks sake, its an interwebs dating site, you don't commit to shit by messaging me.
Favorite MusicMusic in my head that I can sing to. Anything I can sing to. I sing well, let's harmonize? How about 90's grunge, to classic rock, to gangsta gangsta thug shit, to indy trash, to whatever is fun to sing? Fuck it, I don't care, let's listen to your music. Can we sing together?
Favorite TV ShowsFuck TV. Fuck that braindead shit and toss it out the window, smash it to bits. But I watch shows on the interwebs without commercials for free, so I follow Person's Unknown, True Blood, United States of Tara, and more conspiracy and conference video shows than any sane person should indulge in. I would revel in the opportunity to cuddle up with some mind numbing trash on the couch with someone that enjoys human contact. Not trying to turn it into sex, just being near someone else. I miss that.
Favorite BooksShiiiiiiiet, I read more books than anything. They are my tv and leisure time. I'm reading "Misquoting Jesus, who changed the bible and Why", "Deeper insights into trauma based Illuminati mindcontrol" and I actually found a few Discordian books I haven't read yet, but will finish before the weeks out. All Hail Eris. If you have any idea what that means, I don't care what you look like, we're supposed to be together. Discordians untie!
Where You Were RaisedSmall town, Midlothian - by wolves and platypus
Skills/TalentsI am a pirate. Kiss me. But for my day job I work from home for IBM for money. My skills and talents include .....oh, if you have read this far, just message me for fucks sake. Or for no sake - just take the first step anyway. I'm skilled and talented in too much stuff to define here. Besides, people have sadly low attention spans and I'm wordy enough as is.
Favorite FoodI'm a foodie. I cook stuff better than most restaurants. Allrecipes and google are my cookbooks and I love to pick a few ingredients and then make an evening out of putting those together in something awesome and involved. Cooking is my anti-drug. I love making dinner, and can probably outcook you without a challenge. Yarrrrr, bring it on!
Friday or Saturday Nights IVery random - seriously, test me on this
Life GoalsI want to complete someone. Nah, actually, I want to be an equal partner with someone that has already completed themselves, but wants to share that in life with someone else. I want to dream together, and make those dreams happen. I have done ever goal I ever set for myself as long as it didn't involve someone else - I want to find someone else that has the same dreams and drive and live life better than either of us ever imagined it could be. I've been through enough bullshit relationships, know how to treat someone and bring out the best and ignore their worst. In short, I want to make someone laugh, be happy, and however it happens, have a family together.