mollyfish , 23,
Female seeking Male,
Hobbies / Interests / Activitiesmonkey fur
Favorite Musicanything that is not country
Favorite TV Showspsych
Favorite Moviesthe fall
little miss sunshine
Favorite Bookstwilight lol
it's kind of a funny story
running with scissors
Favorite Quotes"I'M GOING TO PEE MY PANTS"
"um, that's my boyfriend."
"heyyyyy i have freckles too."
"guys! does my combover look cute?"
"UM YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"there are no gay people in japan"
"actually, she is like, nine"
"UNICORN BELIEVER PALS FOREVER"
"you bettah get that kid some tonka trucks"
"let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it now"
"casper, casper are you buzzing"
"i can't even show you the butt of this statue, it's so sexy"
"i'm going to get possessed tonight, i know it, i know it!"
"i think jasper just pooped, maybe"
"HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLACK"
"reppin it renaissance. cool with the classical."
"trace cyrus's pants"
"so there i was. and i was like, y'know. and he was like, y'know. and then i was like- AAAHHH"
"that reminds me of what the monks used to say... revenge is like a two-headed rat viper"
"hi, my name is chad. i'm a green shirt guy."
"tom just ejaculated his larynx"
"IF YOU'RE BLACK, TURN AROUND"
"there are stairstep asians behind us!"
"like steppe nomads? how do you know they are steppe nomads?"
"he's wearing a shirt that says, i am a steppe nomad"
"in london it never gets this cold
and if it did, we wouldn't wear skirts
ESPECIALLY IF WE WERE MEN"
"how many zombies have you guys killed so far"
"interior crocodile alligator
i drive a chevrolet movie theatre"
"LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
ding ding ding ding"
"we SAVED that mother fucking fairy"
"girls have to be good at taking care of children"
"well... guys have to be good at... being DUMB! HAHA"