Lance Uppercut , 35,
Male seeking Female,
Dating Statusshaped like the ovum of a flightless bird
More About MeI'm so Irish and white that I don't even tan , my skin reflects the sun. But on the upside my facial hair comes in red even though my hair is black. I also cook a mean fucking lasagna.....seriously.....my last one fought off a pack of dogs
Favorite TV ShowsSunny in Philly, Archer on FX, Futurama, The League, Game of Thrones
Where You Were Raisedthe mean streets of colorado springs , CO....(snicker)......
Others Noticethe fact that I'm constantly surrounded by a gang of hipster chinchillas with questionable attitudes. also that I'm wearing a beanie in the heat of summer despite the fact that I have damn fine head of hair.
Favorite Foodany kind of pasta
Favorite Placesinto the past to argue with my former selves
Friday or Saturday Nights Iat work. im a night shifter. and i don't mean a werewolf although that could get interesting.
Life Goalsi want to get really drunk on vodka but also seem really pretentious........oh damn.........somebody already invented the martini