michael , 39,
Male seeking Female,
Dating StatusWanted: smart, witty, sarcastic woman with...
More About MeWhat makes me special? A quick, sharp wit and the utter lack of social graces it takes to use it on those who truly deserve to get called out on their bullshit.nn Oh, yeah and I'm "caring, kind,and generous to a fault,I open doors for ladies and act like a true gentleman every moment of every day. I believe what you believe and I am the perfect man, I am your soul mate. I love kittens and puppies and the laughter of children on a warm spring day. I like to bake pies just so I can put them on a window sill to fulfill a Norman Rockwell fantasy. I am a generous and caring lover and I will never take you for granted or make you feel marginalized in our relationship."
Hobbies / Interests / Activitiesplay guitar,read, learn Russian, work on the car, plot world domination, paint miniatures, watch movies...etc.
Political AffiliationI vote for whomever makes me feel the least worried/uncomfortable.
Favorite Musici enjoy almost any music(almost) but lately I've been listening to a lot of Nirvana and L7. My favorite musician has long been Dave Mustaine.
Favorite TV Showsbig bang theory, bones, burn notice, criminal minds
Favorite MoviesI like just about any kind of movie as long as it has a compelling story. Failing that, a lot of attitude and fun can go a long way.
Favorite BooksA Thousand Sons "All is Dust"
Skills/Talentsthe mandible claw.
Favorite FoodI make a legendary Glazed Ham
Favorite PlacesLive shows at The Rave and Roller Derby in madison.
Life Goalsto taste the perfect pie.