scrappybristol , 25,
Male seeking Female,
More About MeI am a mystery to many and too complex for anyohahahhahahaha oh i knew i counld say that with a straight face.
nah if anyone got any questions....... DONT FREAKING ASK ME CAUSE I WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!
Just let your imaginatioin run wild ladies.... dont pretend you dont......
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesStuff
Laughing at the expens of others
Being incredibly awesome
I like long walks on the beach while on FIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
My hobbies include the hurting of me(accidentally i aint no emo), driving recklessly, TEH WOMEN!!, and hopscotch............. with a cherry on top
Political Affiliationme and politics are a no-go
Who I Would Like to MeetI just wanna meet fun people who like fun
Favorite Musicwhen i listen to music, i fall into a deep trance and let my imagination flow with my deep inner thoughts and my most wildest dream, eat your heart out davy jones
Favorite TV ShowsFamily Guy
My Name Is Earl
Favorite MoviesTropic Thunder
The Royal Tenenbaums
Ho to lose friends and allinate people
Shaun Of The Dead
Favorite Booksbooks?! pshhhhhhh!
I like the twilight series alright enough
Favorite Quotes" How bout you don't, ladies and gentalmen Scotty don't"-Austin Powers in Goldmember
" Are her parents related?"-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
"This is Sparta"-300
"It would be weird if a truck fell through the ceiling right now"- me
"What the Crap, Phil!"-Pretty much Everyone
"What the in the name of Saint Augustine Happened??!!!!!!???!"-my dad
"Dunno.....BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS!"-me
"Why did you do that"-Parker
"Why didnt you"-me
"My Peanut"-Jack Sparrow
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key!!
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you BECOME 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you RE ACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE IT to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE IT to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime and it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
A Wise man once said "Forgivness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza"
If you aint laughin, You aint livin, baby - Carlos Mencia (my mexican idol)
"Holy crap! I just shocked myself!" - me
"By saying something smart right?" - Poe
"My Balls itch!" - Heather scratching my head
"So do mine" - me scratching her chin
"And how am i suppose to pay for this, phil?" - Jimmy
"With your hopes and dreams......" - me