Franklin , 23,
Male seeking Female,
Hobbies / Interests / Activitiesfootball (as in soccer)
football, the other football, cs, poker, basketball, paintballing, video games, pwning n00bs, song writing (not those gay crappy soft songs u hear on the radio. the type of songs that will rape ur eardrums) guitars, my friends ...
Favorite Musichard rock / heavy metal
my top 5 in order
metallica, AC/DC, slayer, iron maiden, motorhead. black sabbath,diamond head, misfits, cannibal corpse, lamb of god, double wide, children of bodom, mastodon, kiss, blue oyster cult, guns n roses, budgie, discharge, blitzkrieg,... much more following. most of them are hard rock, heavy metal, thrash metal or death metal.
Favorite TV Showssimpsons, pure pwnage, family guy, prison break, house, knight rider
Favorite Moviestexas chainsaw massacre
detroit rock city
band of brothers
monty python and the holy grail
live free or die hard
Favorite Booksband of brothers (its a book too)
heavy metal and you
the illiad and the odyssey
Favorite Quotesrock til you die THEN ROCK UP HELL-franklin
shaun: move it you dick taker!
jules: frank, you got no choice, you've got to learn this movement
frank: i know, what else am i gonna do? quit sports and play volleyball?
aaron: hey guys, this is my drawing of curtis sandford! (picks up garbage bin)
frank: derek, what's more useless? arts critics or field goal kickers?
stephen: the real answer is peter budaj
hong kong sucks more than aaron at CS or at a gay bar. dargz
jon: check it out! that jellyfish just hit that jellyfish and took out another jellyfish.
frank: dude, that's sick. he must be an asian driver
(30 seconds later)
jon: where did asian driver go?
frank: he probably crashed into a telephone pole somewhere.
julien emery: alright boys, i know there are no mats today but i still don't want to hear anyone complaining "my hands hurt." we are the senior boys basketball team. we are NOT the female equestrian team.
jules: what the hell frank! how did you break the stability ball! it's the best one in the gym!
frank: in my defense, i didnt think the spear was sharp enough to pierce the ball nor the ball weak enough to be pierced. well, you could also end the sentence at "i didnt think"
derek: frank, why are your arms so huge?
frank: cuz i work out... and jack off... alot.
derrick: FRANK! WHAT PART OF DONT SHOOT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!
me: guys, we can still reach 69.
me: well, that was the kabs or sometimes i like to say, el kabo.
jon: that describes his name AND his profession.
dude! punching someone in the balls is like a combination between a handjob and s&m. steve
jules: i would say that's about the 3rd most useless machine in this weightroom.
frank: so it's less useless than that one and that one?
jules: ok, maybe 2nd most useless cuz it works your biceps and you can score chicks that way.
frank: in soviet russia, CAR DRIVES YOU!
sam: in soviet russia, VODKA DRINKS YOU!
scotty: in soviet russia, HOOKER PAYS YOU!
josh (jew): in soviet russia, JEW EXTERMINATE YOU!
scotty: hey guys, this is my dog, his name's jack.
frank: dude, your dog's name's jack? what's his last name, daniel?
jon: it is now
frank: here boy, come here jack daniel.
whoa, you can see some nice cleavage from up here. mod, on the 35th floor of an apartment
jon: ha, i have a blizzard, steve should carry a blanket, frank should have a happy meal and we should try to pick up chicks that way.
me: guys, hows a blizzard, happy meal, and blanket gonna help us pick up kids. aw shit.
when you go up for a rebound and your opponents elbow hits your nose, his elbow should not break your nose; your nose should break his elbow. mr dodds
hit in the throat? that wasnt supposed to happen. i was supposed to hit you in the head. K 2
alright, you five, do whatever it takes to get the ball. except you frank. mr smith
franklin, if you were a girl, it proves theres booze and drugs in heaven. stephen exel
is ap english more advanced? the gange