mark , 64,
Male seeking Female,
Dating StatusHot Damn, I"M Ready!
More About MeI am a man....at least last time I checked. I don't have any money and I don't work, in fact I don't eat.......but that hasn't affected my apitite. I like to sleep, then wake up and not know where I am. I used to go to school and my folks would move away so I couldn't find them. Boy that really ticked me off! I also was very short when I was born, but got bigger as I grew up. I don't know how to type so I don't know how this is getting written! I take a bath once a year if I need to or not. I'm very romantic and like to take my first dates to Popeyes for dinner, except I haven't had a date in 20 years. I like to hang around saloons and stand out side and beg for money. Yes....I'm a real catch ladies, and all this could be yours. Check out my house and new truck photos. Can you drive a truck because I can't.
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesI lke to sit and watch garbage trucks pick up all the trash!
Political AffiliationThe Wig party
Who I Would Like to MeetAnyone who wears a dress...I'm not fussy. But you must be cuter thah my dog!
Favorite MusicI like the combination crazy and rap......I call it CRAP!
Favorite TV ShowsLeave it to Beaver.....the X rated version.
Favorite MoviesI don't like movies but I love stills
Favorite BooksHow to murder your mate.
Favorite QuotesWhat's a quote?
Where You Were RaisedAt the dump
Others Noticemy centz of humor.
Skills/TalentsWell, I used to be a butcher until I backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in my orders., but I've been told I'm a good kisser!
Favorite FoodMexican, with Swedish meat balls ( just kiding about the meat balls part)
Favorite Placesmy bed room
Subjects You Think AboutWhat would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Friday or Saturday Nights IPlaying dead
Life GoalsI hope to grow up someday.
SecretI'm an open book.......with all the pages to missing