the dude , 36,
Male seeking Female,
More About MeLadies, perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome...nnMy daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.nnI don't look back - Unless there's a good view!nnI am athletic. I surf the net.nnI tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.nnEven though I'm a clean person, sometimes I enjoy a messy lifestyle!nnI talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying.nnWhen I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement.nnSometimes I talk to myself. But only when I really need expert advice.nnWhy am I awesome?nnI have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious!nnI cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.nnI can't help but notice that 'AWESOME' ends in 'ME'.
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