bigkringle , 30,
Male seeking Female,
Gilbert,
AZ
Hobbies / Interests / ActivitiesLittle bit of everything really. Going to the movies, playing some pool and hanging out at the bars. Summer is coming so it's time for Sox games, Arlington park to bet on the ponies, relaxing outside grilling on the barbie playing bags and hanging by the pool.
Favorite TV ShowsEntourage is my favorite show on TV right now. House, 24, South Park, Justice, The Office, My Name is Earl, Bones, Freaks & Geeks, Last Comic Standing, Weeds, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, TUF, Wipeout, I Survived a Japanese Game Show, CSI: the original only, the other ones suck. Any reality show, I watch them all it's kind of sad but it's nice to see other people fail. Food Network is fantastic, love my Ace of Cakes, those guys are ridiculous.
Favorite BooksThe Harry Potter series is fantastic, I will be sad when it comes to an end this year. Michael Crichton is really good and Dan Brown isn't too shabby.
Favorite QuotesSure death is no big deal, because life is just blah blah blah?
It is just blah blah blah, you hope for blah and sometimes you find it but mostly it’s blah, and waiting for blah and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. Then just when you think you’ve got the whole blahed damn thing figured out and you’re surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up and blah blah blah.
Andy Botwin - Weeds
"No man is pudding" Andy Botwin - Weeds
"To the Tropic ball girls, I always thought I was going to sleep with one of you....that'll teach me to procrastinate." Jackie Moon
"Dad, we're men, ok, that means a few things. We like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips and make our own beef jerkey. That's what we do and now that is all wrecked!"
"We've literally never done any of that stuff." - Step Brothers
"What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt."
- Leon Phelps
"I've been trying to figure something in my head and maybe you can help me out yeah? When a person is insane as you clearly are...do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around reading guns and ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I am!"
Detective Mills - Se7en
"Whoa! Look at that erect building!"
Tommy - Jury Duty