frozennosalt , 44,
Female seeking Male,
Dating StatusStalkers - don't waste your time...
More About MeI hate all things vanilla (that's a metaphor), I use a lot of sarcasm in humor and I tend to pick on people in jest. nMmmmm....I don't like dogs that slobber all over me; I think cats are boring; my neighbors like me; I cry when I run over turtles crossing the road; I stop for baby ducks no matter how much I back up traffic; I love pasta and all things velvet and I’m afraid of clowns (really).
Who I Would Like to MeetLooking to see if any gentlemen still exist on the planet; someone fairly simple and secure and without stalking tendencies. nnI do not have a lot of time but I will make time for someone who can peak my interest (and has hair - sorry!). nnIt would be nice if you could be low maintenance - If it becomes just too much trouble you should expect me to bow out gracefully. If you end up looking nothing like your pics I'll probably pretend to go to the bathroom and then escape. nnSo.....If you don't mind opening the door, getting a text late at night and can remember my birthday feel free to reach out!
Favorite TV ShowsThe Walking Dead (AMC)
Favorite BooksThe Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Favorite QuotesIf it's true and it hurts - tough!
Where You Were RaisedSan Diego
Others Noticesay that I am funny, cute & a little obnoxious